Says the laptop to the man, "How many times do I have to tell you--I'm not a touch screen! Keep your hands off me!"

"Tim", I told you the voters of Plainfield were going to "demystify" your immature postings! I've had enough !!

I told you to stay of Samsung's website!

I told you to stay off Samsusng's website!

Maybe I should help ya "unfriend" that guy?

Is an Ipad like an Android tablet, why didn't Jobs think of that?

You have entered The Apple Twilight Zone where the lawyers control all that you see and do, didn't you read the fine print dear?

"That's what happens when you buy a cheap knockoff - an 'I-Smack'."

First reality TV, now reality web surfing.

New from Apple to go with your morning pick-me-up: The Slaptop

Welcome to the 'anti-social media'!

"So, hows that membership on CHRISTIAN singles working for ya??..."

"Looks like Facebook may want to rethink its new "really dislike" feature . . ."

That on-line dentist app really does work

Your lucky Honey, It "kicked me out" an hour ago!

Your lucky Honey, It "kicked" me out yesterday!

Told you talking all that "smack" on the Patch would come back to get you.

These new graphics are amazing!

A cup of this coffee will have the same effect.

" 3-D computer gives the real effect for sending wrong report to your boss!"

You could have typed a V-8!

She said " Happy Anniversary, Honey"!

I told you they didn't like negative feedback.

How is your interview going, dear?

I see you slapped the guys into shape!!

Sorry, I meant to tell you about that new website filter I installed...

I TOLD you not to send a meeting invite for 4:00pm on Friday...

New definition of Facebook....

Next time you start dating on-line again, you'll know to ask if Pat is short for Patricia.

Did one bad apple spoil the whole punch? Or is this guy just getting slap happy?

Woman says to the Man..."I told you it was operator error!"

Give me a break already!

I told you to wear your glasses when your on the computer, His name is Mitch...with an "M".

That 3d screen is really amazing

LOVE THAT AQUA VELVA STING !!!!!!!

Boy, our 3D computer is great.

in a moment of confusion, instead of hitting the 'all caps' button, Jack hits the 'palm slap' button.

I'd say what kind of a slap that was, but this is a family cartoon.

I wouldn't make any backhand comments.

Look honey I just updated our spell check. Guess I spelled that wrong!

Oh dear, where did your lips go?

That's what I call fresh news.

I don't see any advantage to working at home.

Get a grip on yourself.

You never told me you were married. Thats it for internet dating for me !!!!

You never told me you were married. Thats it for internet dating for me !!!!

I guess I shouldn't have bought the knockoff version...bad apple laptop!!

You typed you'd vote for Romney! Bad user!!!

That Christie guy sure is excitable.

I see what your other hand is doing

It's the economy stupid! Go out and get a job!

Tim,
Wake up, you wouldn't know the truth even if it reached out and smacked you in the face. Tell your Mom you need some more Cheese Curls

Telling the Democratic party your switching to Romney seemed safe.

When will people wake up and see that the Republican Party has become so ideological and hateful that its putting average Americans at great risk. You can either stay ignorant or you can stand your ground and tell them to go to he11.. If you're someone who still votes based on Republican or Democrat your way behind the times, please learn how to vote

Seriously? I thought this was supposed just be about putting quotes to a cartoon for fun. Guess I was mistaken.

I'm new here and this is my first cartoon. Guess I misread the following:

"Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge."

Sadly, the political idiocy will continue to infect most postings on these boards until after the election in November.

Thanks for all of the punchlines, guys! We'll be picking a winner on
Tuesday, so keep them coming!

I told you to stop reading comments to your posts on the Patch!

"Tim", I warned you about this!

Stupid Vista I was only upgrading to 7