Add the Punchline to Our Olympics Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Christopher Lindsey, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Dog Gone cartoon:
Sorry Mitt. I decided it was safer to take the bus this time.
prairiemoon
7:21 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
"Safter"?
Nikki Kitley
8:13 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
"The race hasn't even begun and already there are doping allegations against the swimmer in Lane 2."
TK
8:22 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
"This is the casting call for Back to School II, right?"
Dado
8:22 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Excuse me sir, is this the adult swim class?
Paul Lark
8:33 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
And in lane two representing the United States....
Tony Cesare
8:51 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
By the time Tom the Duck realized the beach ball wasn't mandatory, it was to late..
L W Sagan
9:26 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
"Hi, I'm Danny DeVito - this IS 'Swimming with the Stars', right?"
Jill Cerasoli
10:08 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
"Listen guy, I gotta hand it to you. As a grown man, I don't think I'd have the guts to wear a bathing cap in public!"
Janet Barrett
10:18 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
I thought they'd fixed that drain suction problem in my pool ...
L W Sagan
10:32 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
"I'm from Team Atlantis - why do you ask?"
Archie
10:37 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Would you know if they have that chemical in the pool that turns blue after someone pees in the pool?
Logansdad
10:46 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
This is the 50 meter freestyle swim right?
Eileen Maleske
10:59 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Rubber ducky you're the 1............you make the Olympic swim team so much more fun.........
Pat
11:08 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
YES I CAN!
SUSAN LYSAUGHT ROGGENSACK
11:56 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
I AM LOOKING FOR THE GOLD!
robert poznanski
12:18 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
They told me this was a "wear your funny outfit" swim event!!!
Margaret Ford
12:28 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Hey, what are you looking at? I'm clean!
Doremus Jessup
12:54 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
What the field would look like had Chicago was to host the 2016 Olympics with the automatic qualification process bestowed on the host nation.
Mike Muto
12:56 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
"Oh, I'm not looking for Olympic Gold. I'm looking to get 2 million hits on YouTube when I post the video."
Mary McCall
1:06 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Ralph Lauren outsourced our Olympic Speedos to China. Why do you ask?
ljbteachermom
3:00 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Great one!
Carley
2:12 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
wait till you see my flag !
Vegasdog.
2:45 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
"I heard the IOC has been a little lax with swimmers using PED's,I thought I'd see what I could get away with".....
Neighbor to the West
3:08 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Marco...
Frank Schimmel
6:05 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
FINA bans controversial full-body swimsuits
Ice Man
6:05 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Excuse Me. How long is the 15 minute adult break?
KAYD
9:00 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Soooo... This ISN'T Centennial Beach Adult Float??
ken loebel
9:19 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012
AFLAC!
nichole keirn
1:11 am on Thursday, August 2, 2012
what you looking for duck and polka-dots is the new spedo.
nichole keirn
1:12 am on Thursday, August 2, 2012
what you looking at duck and polka-dots is the new spedo.
Brian Jones
7:39 am on Thursday, August 2, 2012
Your right I did forget my swim cap. I hope it does not slow me down in the 100 m.
Ken Manson
8:15 am on Thursday, August 2, 2012
I heard that Michael Phelps started this way
JPauly
8:45 am on Thursday, August 2, 2012
And not only do I bet you $10,000 that I will win the gold in this race, but I will also have the unemployment rate under 1% by the time my first day in office as president is done.
Lora Bendik
3:11 pm on Thursday, August 2, 2012
"When they said I'd be swimming across the pond I didn't know that meant London"!!
smantha
5:42 pm on Thursday, August 2, 2012
I may look dopey with this duck around my waist - but its my favorite ducky.....
and you should look inside the ducky.....it has a micro computer with speed of over 1000 miles per hour.....
and I will still pass my drug test....and pass you all by in the water.....
Just hope the cameras are fast enough to catch me on NBC
Yahoo - Ducky Doo - Gold Medal for Me (and ducky too).
Mark Peters
9:40 pm on Thursday, August 2, 2012
Hot enuff for ya?
Rick Anderson
9:45 pm on Thursday, August 2, 2012
"Waveless pool?!....thats no fun."
jaskie1505
9:58 pm on Thursday, August 2, 2012
In lane 2, Grandpa Michael Phelps swimming in his 10th Olympics is allowed to use the floaties under the American's with Disability Act.
Never Better
6:18 am on Friday, August 3, 2012
'When I did this in 2002 it was great. But are you guys really ready?'
cymru1111
7:44 am on Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Would you guys mind waiting 30 minutes? I just downed two hot dogs and don't want to cramp up.